This is Branden and "traalor" (taylor) at Cousin Jenny's Wedding. They both managed to walk down the aisle, and they looked sooo cute!! 

Here is mommy and buddha. He's much cuter than me!! Wonder how that happened!! 

Cartman humiliation 2

Wha ha ha!! John says there are some things too wrong to even contemplate. This would be one of those things.

Cartman humiliation

Sometimes we do things for love, sometimes out of sickness. Yes, this would be a cartman. Yes, that is a wig on his head..."THIS SUCKS ASS DUDE" cartman whines. Too bad his head is the perfect size for my Halloween wig. Wha ha ha. 

Tuxedo boy

Well, here's our little GQ dude, so cute he has to cover his eyes!! Mr Branden is going to be in a cousin's wedding Nov. 5Th, so we had to try out the goods!! Let's just say "like it" with a shake of the head. Translation: Get this the heck off me mommy !!!! And the crying ensued..ergo the lollipop from the pretty lady at the store.

 

BLAH!!!!

All manatee sea-sister kidding aside. I've been reading other blogs today and thinking (oy veh, bad!) and I find myself wondering how I got from the person posing for a picture (not that it's ever been my favorite thing but not so terrible!) to someone who nearly went in to a panic attack the other day when my friend Dina at work reminded me it was time to update the Dispatch pictures and would I please pose. I said no at first, but let's not kid ourselves, unlike a bad hair day she was gonna be waiting a long time for me to make myself presentable. So what the hell right? Anyway, I guess I'm saddened by the idea that I've become a picture lurker. Guess that's something to work on, but hey, at least you can tell I spend a lot of time with Branden right? Oh well, more on this later when I can be a little more positive about it! 

http://www.rathergood.com/jamie/ This is the tale of Jamie and his magic todger. Saw this a couple of years ago and laughed my hynney off!! Not for the faint of heart. Rathergood.com has several other insane comics w/evil crabs and such, and even their own ska band! Check it!

The End of the World

http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/world.htm I'm laughing my non-existent hynney off!! http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/squirrel.htm And this is me on sugar!!!

Does anyone else feel like the world has turned on ya? Just Wrong!! 

Here is a collage of pictures of us on and just before our San Diego trip. Even though Branden discovered his evil #2 powers (tantrum anyone?) we still had a really good time!  

Here's Branden, all puppy'd out in Oceanside.  

Here be my man! Who hoo! Sexy... 

Yep, I'm still trying to figure this mother out! But I love my manatee reference from earlier! Suckaa's

Look, it be my sea sister...the manatee. Striking resemblence...me thinks yes?  

The beginning

This is me. And this is my blog. Whoo hoo! Today I learned how to use this sucker...hopefully for good, not evil. Well..that's all the time for today. I think I have time management issues.